Taylor Swift released the first “clue” about her new album this morning via Instagram video and I am doing everything but holding it together.
I mean obviously my first thought was “The new single releases on the 18th!” but then my second thought was, “No, it can’t be that easy…” and then my third thought was “OH MY GOSH SHE’S SENDING OUT GPS COORDINATES TO MEET HER” and then my fourth thought was definitely “Okay Sally, calm it down. Calm. It. Down.”
And now I just don’t even know what to think anymore but all I can think about is the fact that the Album 5 era has OFFICIALLY BEGUN and my heart is happy. New music is about to be streaming through our ears like Christmas presents falling down the chimney. Preorder packages will ring through the night like the bells of Santa’a reindeer and then that one large package under the tree in the form of Taylor’s new album will finally be able to be opened and all will be right in the world.
I’m not entirely sure how I just compared Taylor album release to Christmas, but it happened and we’re just going to go with it.
Album 5 is coming. These are the glory days.